There's a Hair in My Dirt: A Worm's Story

A family of worms are having dinner and Son Worm is unhappy - he's found a hair in his plate of dirt. Bemoaning his fate as a worm, he complains of being bottom of the food chain until his father, upset by his outburst, decides to tell him the story of a fair human maiden called Harriet. Even with the wonder of satellite television, Harriet loved the Great Outdoors and took many wondrous walks along her favourite woodland trail, adventures filled with mystery and magic. Unfortunately, although Harriet was fair and kindhearted (to a dangerous degree) she was also, well, dumb. She didn't understand what she was seeing and didn't realize that in Nature, what you see is not necessarily what you get.